Who is guilty?
Nasreddin Hodja

Hoca's donkey was stolen. His friends whom he hoped to hear good words in this difficult stiuation begun to talk:
-You should have locked the door of stable...
-Didn't you hear even a clinking noise?
-You probably didn't tie the donkey well...
Hoca listened them for minutes and hours, finally
-Enough is enough, he said, you all accused me by justifying all guilt is because of me. Be fair a little, was the thief guiltless?!